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when ur mom comes home early and u gotta change back from ur shark form QUICK

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Afro Mexican people



tbh I don’t see the fuss about having waiters/waitresses not being happy and enthusiastic like I came here to eat I didn’t come here to be amused by employees as long as I’m getting my food and they’re not being blatantly rude I don’t see why y’all need to go on yelp to rank a restaurant 0/5 and have an outburst on why your waitress didn’t smile at you when she poured you water

this is pretty fucking important



fifty shades (thats it. thats the whole joke. im wearing 50 pairs of sunglasses right now this is comedy gold people)

“ya but how many chainz” i holler from the back of the crowd. suddenly its my show and your girlfriend is on my arm now. shes also a man and your gay

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My sister didn’t appreciate my joke.


My sister didn’t appreciate my joke.

Drake probably playing GTA right now picking up prostitutes and dropping them off in safer cities.

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There should be a show just called “AU”

every single episode, a group of the same characters are in a different alternate universe with no explanation as to why.



What girls look for in guys

  • brown eyes
  • messy hair
  • cute nose
  • 4 paws
  • golden retriever 

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LMAO: Let Me Ask Obama

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