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when ur mom comes home early and u gotta change back from ur shark form QUICK

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allblackpeopleeverythang:

Afro Mexican people



geoffrmsy:

dekutree:

tbh I don’t see the fuss about having waiters/waitresses not being happy and enthusiastic like I came here to eat I didn’t come here to be amused by employees as long as I’m getting my food and they’re not being blatantly rude I don’t see why y’all need to go on yelp to rank a restaurant 0/5 and have an outburst on why your waitress didn’t smile at you when she poured you water

this is pretty fucking important


richwhitelesbian:

wizcoylifa:

fifty shades (thats it. thats the whole joke. im wearing 50 pairs of sunglasses right now this is comedy gold people)

“ya but how many chainz” i holler from the back of the crowd. suddenly its my show and your girlfriend is on my arm now. shes also a man and your gay

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krisisrad:

My sister didn’t appreciate my joke.

krisisrad:

My sister didn’t appreciate my joke.


Drake probably playing GTA right now picking up prostitutes and dropping them off in safer cities.

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daintychinaprincess:

urfbownd:

There should be a show just called “AU”

every single episode, a group of the same characters are in a different alternate universe with no explanation as to why.

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modernvampiresofnewyork:

What girls look for in guys

  • brown eyes
  • messy hair
  • cute nose
  • 4 paws
  • golden retriever 

(Source: lil-eye)


997:

LMAO: Let Me Ask Obama



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